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2P!France x Child!Reader - Questionnaire

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"Uncle Francois." you called as you knocked his bedroom door.

"What is it?" you heard your uncle say from the other side of the door.

"I have questionnaire for my homework, so I'm wondering if you could answer them."

You waited for a minute until he responded, "No."

"Please uncle Francois! It's only a few questions!"

You waited for another minute until you heard him sigh and told you to come in. You went inside to see Francois laying on his bed. The room wasn't messy as you thought it was. You wondered why as you make you your way to his bed and climbed up before siting beside him. "Uncle Francois?"

"I'm just resting my eyes. Go ahead with your questions."

You nodded. "Okay! First question. What animal do you like?"

"Tiger."

"What's your fighting skill?"

"Either pocketknife or hand-to-hand combat."

Are you allergic to anything?"

"Yes."

"What is it?"

"Oliver Kirkland."

"Huh?! What's wrong with my daddy?!"

"He is way too cheerful."

"But I'm cheerful too!" you smiled only to have him stroke your hair and leave it a mess.

"That's just because you're just 5."

You nodded then asked him the next question, "Do you have a little sibling?"

"Non and don't want one."

"Have you ever cried before?"

"Do I look like I've cried before?" Francois asked as he opens his eyes and looked at you without turning his head.

"... N-No..."

He then closed his eyes and said, "Good."

"Would you be interested in reading a magazine?"

"There's no point in reading one."

"Which product would you buy if available in the your store?"

"Wine & Cigarettes."

"Which of our family members do you like the most?"

"You."

You gasped, "Really?!"

"No. Next question."

You pouted, "If you get to have one wish, what would it be?"

"Million more wishes."

"Example?"

"For you to get out of my room."

"But I'm not done yet!"

Your uncle stood up and carried you then put you outside his room, "Go ask your big brothers." And with that, he closed the door of his room.

"MATT! AL!" you yelled as you turn away from the door and walk towards to one of your brother's room.
Something random! :happybounce: Whatsoever, this happens to be my first 2P fanfiction.

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Francois is best uncle