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2P!America x Child!Reader - Chocolate Bar
"Give it back!" you jumped up, trying to grab your chocolate bar.
"Why don't you try getting it?" Allen smiled as he held the bar up high above his head.
You honestly can't reach it. How can a five year old girl even the chocolate bar from her nineteen year old brother?
You stopped jumping, getting angry.
"Aww~! Is my little sister mad?" he laughed.
You grab your bat that was laying beside you and hit Allen where it hurts so much.
Allen drop the chocolate bar and fell on the ground.
You quickly drop bat and took your chocolate, making a run to the living room before Allen gets up to get you.
2P!America x Child!Reader-What Makes You Beautiful
You sat down on the kitchen counter, holding your camera Allen came into the kitchen, wearing a black suit and holding a half drank vodka bottle.
"Ready?" Allen asked as he take a sip of his vodka.
You nodded, pressing the record button and turned on the music.
"You're so stupid
Don't know what for,
You're turning heads when you slide through the floor,
You need make-up,
To cover up,
It's like dancing isn't enough!
Everyone else in the room can see it!
Everyone else but me!
Baby you burn up my world like nobody else!
The way that you flip your hair killed me everytime!
But when you smile at the sky it ain't easy to tell,
You don't know,
You don't know your horrible!
If only you saw what I can see,
You'd understand why I hate you so desperately!
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe!
You don't know,
You don't know your're horrible!
Oh! Oh, oh!!
That's what makes you horrible!!"
After that, Allen slipped and fell on the floor. You assume that he was sleeping,
2P!America x Child!Reader - Soup
Today, Oliver has let you cook dinner and you decided to make chicken soup. Allen told you that he was a vegan but you honestly don't know what it meant so you shrugged it off and went went to the kitchen to make dinner.
"Dinner's ready!" you told.
Oliver helped you serve the chicken soup to everyone in the dinning room.
When Allen got his, he immediately drank it all then stood up to leave.
"Al wait! How is it?" you asked, making him stop on his tracks.
"How is what?"
"The chicken soup?"
"Uh-huh! The one you had just now!"
Allen froze for a moment before running upstairs.
You could hear him vomit but you're too confused when Oliver, Matthieu and Francois started laughing.
"I don't get it." you said.
"Allen's a vegan, poppet~!" Oliver told you.
"What's a vegan?"
"It means someone who does not eat or use animal products."
2P!Canada x Child!Reader - Matthieu's T-Shirt
The only colours that can be seen in your closet was pink and blue and that seemed to bother your brothers. They told that you should wear something normal like other people.
You entered Allen's room, knowing that he's out. You then open his closet but got attacked and buried in his clothes. You immediately got out and ran to the bathroom.
"GROSS!!" you screamed.
You entered Matthieu's room and opened his closet. You smiled, seeing that his clothes were arranged and clean. You took out on of his t-shirt. It was a plan black t-shirt with a logo that says 'I am > than you'.
You ran to your room and wore it. It's big but you could wear it as a dress and the neckline is small so it fits you well.
"Big brother!" you shouted as you walk to the living room.
When you entered the living room, you stood in front of the t.v to get your brothers attention, "Ta-Da!"
"You know, we could always get you to the mall and b
2P!Canada x Child!Reader - Hunting Poachers
"Remember, if they're not doing as you say, then you call out my name, okay?" Matthieu said.
"Okay~!" you smiled.
You walked through the forest, holding your baseball bat. You a small pink backpack that Oliver gave you before you left. You lost Matthieu while walking around but you didn't worry because you have your bat though you were walking around for an hour now.
As you walk, you found a man with a shotgun. You immediately ran to him.
"Sir! Your not suppose to hunt here!" you told him.
"I do whatever I want kid!" the man grumbled.
"Matt! This one is not going!" you shouted.
"What the ****?"
You swung your bat and hit him on his guts, "Don't you swear! Swearing is bad!"
The man fell on his knees and holds his stomach, "**** you!"
After listening to what he said, you hit his head, making him lose consciousness.
Later that afternoon, Ma
2P!America x Child!Reader - Tell Me A Story 2
"Brother~!" you called out.
"Brother~! Where are you~?!" you walked down the hallway then entered his room.
"Oh hello!" you heard a voice of a woman.
"Hello... Who are you?" you asked.
"I am a friend of your brother." the woman said.
She was wearing a long red dress. Her hair was put up in a bun while she left her bangs hang down on her forehead.
"AL!" you shouted.
you then heard footsteps running towards the room you're in.
"What happened?!" Allen rushed into the room.
"..." you stared at him.
"What do you want?" Allen finally said.
"Tell me a story!"
"Then you can leave us alone?"
"Uh-huh!" you nodded.
Allen thought for a while, "Do you watch 'My little pony'"?
"Okay, I got one."
You stared at your brother, ignoring the woman.
"Rainbow Dash is invited to the bakery by Pinkie Pie to help her out with some baking. Once she arrives, she discovers no sign of any work in progress, but, knowing Pinkie Pie doesn't feel surprised and readily eats a c
2P!America x Child!Reader x 2P!Canada - Swear Jar
You have always seen your father scolding your brothers whenever they swear. As a result, they have to put money in a jar that your father calls it a 'Swear Jar'. As far as you know, Allen and Matthieu have been swearing more when Oliver isn't around so you decided to carry your own swear jar whenever you're with them. To make it a little more interesting is that you get to follow them around the whole day.
Today, Allen and Matthieu decided to take you along with them to get the money they own in an abandoned building.
When you three arrived, there was a man waiting. He seems scared and was shivering.
"So you got our money?" Allen smiled as he let his bat rest on his shoulder.
"P-Please! G-Give me o-o-one more w-week!" The man begged.
"WE ALREADY ****ING GAVE!" Allen yelled.
"Swear jar!" you told him as you pulled out your jar.
"What?! Ugh! Fine!" Allen put his hand in his pocket then threw a couple
2P!England x Child!Reader - First Strike
"Poppet, do you remember your first strike?" Oliver asked as he combed your hair.
"First strike? Do you mean when I killed James with a baseball bat?"
"I don't think so poppet~! That's your 5th strike~!"
"5th?! You mean I killed someone before?!"
"Just ones, but it was an accident~"
"Who was my first one?"
"Well, lets see~ When you were just a baby, I left you in the kitchen so I can get some ingredients for my 'special' cupcake. Allen was there so he decided to check how tough you are by giving you a kitchen knife. You end up stabbing him in the back though~"
"Oh! And that time, Mattie tried to get the knife from you but you sliced of his curl."
"I did what?"
"Yes, you sliced of his curl. He stood there looking at you then when out. But when he came back, there was something strange."
You gulped, "W-What is it?"
"He has his curl again!" Oliver replied.
"And there was that time when you tried to cut off Francois hair~"
"When he noticed, he had to nap in
2P!America x Child!Reader - Dear Diary
Today, Big Brother Allen took me to the park to teach me how to play baseball. We were having fun and I was catching up! Before we go home, he got me an ice cream but then he got shot by someone and was sent to the hospital. I stayed in his room until daddy came to bring me back home but I said that I want to stay with Al. Daddy said okay and then he go. Al is gonna be okay, right?
- [Y/n] Kirkland.
Mismatched 2p!F.A.C.E.xBullied!ReaderMismatched 2p!F.A.C.E.xReader
It started with the eyes. It was always the eyes. You would have thought that people have never heard of heterochromia iridum before or something. You peers seemed to be under the impression that just because your eyes were two different colors, they had some sort of inherit right to pick on you.
Your eyes caught the attention of your school’s resident bullies but they weren’t the only odd thing about you.
Even since you were a child, you had had an affinity with animals. When you turned thirteen, however, it reached its peak. One day, a gray wolf pup just showed up on your doorstep and refused to leave. You tried to shoo it away, attempted to use a broom to move it away from your house, and finally called Animal Control.
The wolf remained.
You parents honestly weren’t too pleased by it, and neither were you at first, but as the wolf wasn’t leaving, you all decided you would make the best of it.
The wolf followed you everywhere. If
2P!AmericaXReader: Texas Chainsaw AnniversaryAllan chuckled lightly to himself as he saw his beautiful girlfriend, (Name) wandering about the woods by herself, looking for him. It was Halloween. But it was also Allan and (Name)’s one year anniversary since they started dating, and Allan had a special surprise that was sure to make (Name) shit herself.
He laughed again and took off towards the back of the woods where his brother was sure to be waiting with (Name)’s surprise.
“Ugh Allan, you ass, where the sod are you?” (Name) grumbled to herself. She was walking in the woods...in the dark…alone. She could make out the shape of a bench near her and bee lined toward it. She was getting tired of looking for Allan and decided to wait for him to come to her…that is if he ever came.
She was well aware today was their anniversary, as Allan had spoken to her about a surprise he had for her when the time came. And there is no time like the present.
She decided to call her dumb boyfriend to inquire of his
2p!Canada! x Germany's Twin Sister!Reader! (RQ)2p!Canada! x Germany’s Twin Sister!Reader!(RQ)(Pt1)
(a/c)= Anime crush’s name
“Now boarding flight One-twenty-six, I repeat, now boarding flight One-twenty-six”
America was most definitely a long way from Germany, but there was nothing there left for you. You had two brothers, but they had visited the states, and once there they never returned. After finishing off college your more mature yet depressing ‘Prussian’ brother suggested for you to stay with them, which you gladly agreed to.
You saluted your friends, and quickly said your goodbyes before dashing across the airport to the plane terminal. Once the attendant processed your ticket you boarded the terrifying hunk of flying metal. The plane didn’t take off for another thirty minutes since more passengers were boarding, but when the flight did depart you had already fallen asleep.
~~~Time-skip brought to you by America where you can be anything you want…except a hero
2p!America x Reader - Misunderstandings ok so this fanfic is based on this picture I found http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com so yea hehe
Today, like always I was at Oliver's house. He was like a brother to me and since I live alone in the house next to them I'm always there. Francois was sitting on the couch smoking, Matt was upstairs, and Me and Ollie were in the kitchen making cupcakes. (DON"T WORRY THEY DON'T HAVE HUMAN PARTS IN THEM! this time!!!) "Poppet could you get the frosting please?" I stopped stirring the batter and gave it to him. "Sure!~" I opened the cabinet and saw the frosting on the top shelf. I tried to get it but I was to short. But out of nowhere Al grabs it and whispers in my ear. " Hey baby. Wanna let me take care of your pussy?" I snatc
Love. 2P!England x Reader
For someone who is a hopeless romantic, love is as easy as answering the question one plus one is two. Someone who believes unicorns, true love kisses, pixie dusts, and such, answering the question 'what is love?' will be like a descriptive passage from Shakespeare. However, as of now, he was having this heated argument with a young lady from the bookstore he frequently visited.
"I'm just saying, sir--also please put your knife away, I am not fazed with such a weapon--you're mind is clouded with little children's fairy tales." Complying with the (color)-headed wishes, Oliver tucked the sharp instrument inside his bag and puffed his cheeks towards her stubbornness as she still explained what love truly is.
"Love is just a set of reactions that are brain and nature planned. Scientists have already proven that there are at least 3 stages of different hormones and chemicals that--"
"NO, no, no, no! Stop with that yucky science-y stuff! Love is something magical and there's a special
2p! Germany x Reader: Stitches
"I said quit moving!" You barked. You were stitching up your German boyfriend's cheek. This was the billionth time in the two years you two were together that you had to stitch up another wound he got from Luciano. And the reason why he got them was stupid. For example, Lutz called him a 'pasta loving mobster' and nearly killed him for it. Stupid shit like that.
"What'd you say this time, Mr. Smart-mouth?"
Lutz jerked back as you applied force to his skin and said, "Nothin'. I've always told you that Luciano has anger issues but no, you don't wanna believe me." Your eyebrow arched in disbelief.
"You said something stupid, didn't you?" You said, cutting off the thread. Lutz smirked up at you and pulled you into his lap.
"Of course not."
Going Native (2P!F.A.C.E. x Child!Reader)Matthew refused to be anywhere near the house and spent most if all of his time with ___________, even though her mother was home but he figured it was the two of the lesser evils. Jett was Alfred’s cousin from Australia. He visited a few years back and since then, he and Alfred were inseparable. They enjoyed the same things, they were both reckless, and they both loved to be around Artie. Matthew on the other hand, didn’t like the noise and more importantly having TWO Alfreds about and decided to find some peace.
“What’s wrong Mattie?” said ________________ looking at him. He looked tired.
“I hadn’t had any sleeps in days,”
“Jett and Alfred have been keeping me up all night. The two idiots have been at it all night competing. Jett threw a boomerang and dared Alfred to catch it before it got back to him. When he did, he dared him to catch it with his teeth. Then Alfred showed him how to throw a tomahawk. Th
Teaser! 2p Canada x reader f*** it you're mine
"Oh damn where did she go now?" He looked for signs of movement of your unique walk up and down the streets, even to the way you even looked around. He scared you off probably, but whatever it wasn't that hard to find you.
It was hard to tell why he fell for you, even though he didn't look like the type to fuss over what woman he wanted. He was just another guy who liked violence and causing trouble on the streets. You on the other hand were more of the nerdy type but damn you could play sports.
Okay so maybe there was a few reasons but he didn't give a rats ass about what reason he "fell" for you. All he needed to do was find you where ever the hell you went off to.
"You know...I'm going to find you (y/n)" he shouted slamming his hockey stick upside an old run down dumpster. Of which interrupted the silence of night on that street which was just the way
2p Italy x Odd!Reader You have feelings tooI walked home alone in the cold, lonely streets at night, but for me I go out for night strolls just to look at the moon and count the stars. I’m mostly an odd person, doing strange things that had people scratch their heads with confusion. Even my so called friends thought I was odd. They would whisper things behind my back, even amongst themselves.
“Why is she so weird,”
“God, cant she be normal like the rest of us,”
“Well we’re better off without her anyway,”
But I just brushed them off and ignored them, like they didn’t occur to me. Though, in truth it did hurt a lot that I didn’t fit in.
“I may be different but that doesn’t mean I’m not a human being,” I thought.
“I have feelings too,”
My thoughts were cut off, when I felt a hand, roughly cover my mouth and pulling me into an alley way. I struggled to fight back but my captor holding me hostage chuckled with amusement.
2P!America x Child!Reader - Bug Spray
You stood in the corner of your room, frightened as you stared at the cockroach infront of you.
"AL! COME AND KILL THE COCKROACH IN MY ROOM!" you yelled.
"KILL IT YOURSELF!" Allen shout back.
Right before you knew it, the cockroach started flying towards you. You screamed and ran out of your room.
You were so mad at your brother for not killing the cockroach and he knew that you hate cockroach. You then go an idea and went to get the bug spray.
You walk towards Allen who was sleeping soundly on the living room couch. You then proceed to spray his face, not knowing about how toxic it was.
Allen immediately woke up, What the ****?! What was that for?!"
"It's for swearing just now and not coming to my room to kill the cockroach!" you replied.
"Fine!" Allen stoop up to wash his face right before going to your room and killed the cockroach.
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